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On eloping to Melbourne |
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| 07:07 pm |
X - Of course we would have to borrow some money to get married, you know the whole eloping thing?
P - Remember that bit where you're not 18?
X - I would lie.
P - You have to show your birth certificate.
X - I would fake it.
P - You know you can't do that right?
X - Why not?
P - Where were you born?
X - Bently.
P - Maybe then you could fake it. If it was the same state they would simply look at their copy.
X - The records are on computer right?
P - Are you implying you would hack into them?
X - m~ybe, well I'd employ the UCC to do it. Just think the would probably change my name to d4vyd. With the 4.
P - Just to spite you?
X - And change my place of birth to "W3 0wnz0r3d j00"
and some time later...
X - You know, if I was 18 and we eloped I could also change my name by deed pole to Riffington Meyer. "Yes Mr M-four-d-three-l-three-y, why were you wanting to change your name?" "Because it has a fucking 4 in it!!"
Current Mood: 
sore
Current Music: Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground
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posted on Saturday August 10th, 2002 at 07:07 pm)
